She Met Him At A Funeral

Romance novel outline.

I took all of a few dead hours at work to come up with this, so.

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lazylaz:

ok I’m not dead yet, but I haven’t had the opportunity to finish anything or hang out on tumblr much lately.
Still working on these commissions though!  OC this time around, which is fun ;u;

Amtul Bari Rashim el-Sayed.
She’s my favourite of the twins but that’s probably because Basir is a big underdeveloped butt compared to her atm.

lazylaz:

ok I’m not dead yet, but I haven’t had the opportunity to finish anything or hang out on tumblr much lately.

Still working on these commissions though!  OC this time around, which is fun ;u;

Amtul Bari Rashim el-Sayed.

She’s my favourite of the twins but that’s probably because Basir is a big underdeveloped butt compared to her atm.

andys-woody:

I promised fivetail that I would draw something from her fic [lyrics go here]
It was going to be initially something sweet and/or cuddly
And then it turned into porn.
I’m not sure if I regret it or not.
In any case, have two teens bonding over dick touching.

andys-woody:

I promised fivetail that I would draw something from her fic [lyrics go here]

It was going to be initially something sweet and/or cuddly

And then it turned into porn.

I’m not sure if I regret it or not.

In any case, have two teens bonding over dick touching.

It’s not like I Google my own fics to see what people think of them off-site or anything.

It’s not like I Google my own fics to see what people think of them off-site or anything.

Patronswap II.II - animes aren't cartoons numbnuts.

CG: DANE COOK IS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND I’M SORRY HIS GENIUS IS LOST ON YOU.

EB: dane cook is a talentless hack and i’m sorry you have such a shitty taste in comedy.

Act One: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [EoA One]
Act Two: [I]

Fandom: Homestuck

Category: General

Character(s): John Egbert, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket

Word Count: 8090

Summary: The ectosibs switch patron trolls before the start of the Sburb.

Working Cast

  • Christopher Theodore Kingston
  • Alistair Pacelli
  • Kincora Young
  • Noah Synclaire
  • Vincent Synclaire
  • Jiang Guanyin
  • Darius Cain
  • Devin Murphy McCabe
  • Abdul Basir Rashim el-Sayed
  • Amtul Bari Rashim el-Sayed

As The Sun Grows High - 01

Closure comes in the form of radiant white hair, light grey skin kissed by the faded aftereffect of grimdarkness, and lavender irises that could pen poetry with a glance. She is rough edges sharpened to fine points, she is curt sarcasm blanketed beneath false charm. Her words dance as pawns across a chess board where she reigns several moves ahead. You don’t know what she’s been through within the past five years, but she carries the weight of it in her eyes.

Chapter Theme: Kanaya/Rose

Fandom: Homestuck

Category: General, Romance

Character(s): John Egbert, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Sollux Captor, Kanaya Maryam, Gamzee Makara, Terezi Pyrope, Davesprite

Word Count: 2895

Summary: In which an unfinished game session brings the survivors to question stability within the new universe.

She screams into the darkness, and the darkness screams with her.


You arrive hoping to find a pretentious, self-glorifying girl proud of her gaming solely because of the belief she is doing something uncharacteristic for the long-outdated stereotypes of her gender. All you find is shitty fanfiction involving FPS mercenaries and 13 year olds from an internet comic.